facts about George Prime

The following is a list of facts about George Prime:

  • The reason some monsters weren't updated to 4th Edition was because George Prime was done with them.
  • George Prime can burn ants without using a magnifying glass. At night.
  • George Prime doesn't need to roll initiative. You're already dead.
  • George Prime looks at you. Make a will save. DC infinity.
  • Charisma is George Prime's dump stat, however this doesn’t matter because he doesn’t negotiate, he receives.
  • Where there is a will, there is George Prime.
  • George Prime can win DnD.
  • Turn Undead actually works by causing the target to mistake the caster for George Prime and flee for its unlife.
  • George Prime doesn't deal damage. He deals righteous justice.
  • George Prime soloed Tomb of Horrors. At level 1.
  • George Prime doesn't have an hourglass. He decides what time it is.
  • George Prime is the only being in 4e with a Save vs. Death ability. It's an aura.
  • Whenever George Prime has to make any roll whatsoever, he rolls a natural 20. Even on a D6.
  • Contrary to popular belief, George Prime does not in fact have a huge amount of hp, he in fact only has one, but it is printed in indelible ink on the 'current hp' section of his character sheet.
  • George Prime is the only known example of a critical hit being rolled on childbirth.
  • Vampires aren't harmed by the sun because it's positive energy. It harms them because it reminds them of George Prime's righteous might.
  • George Prime doesn't suffer, he endures.
  • Nothing hurts George Prime. He simply allows pain into his body until pain can't take it anymore, and leaves, crying like a baby.
  • Adventurers dream of becoming epic, epic adventurers dream of becoming gods. Gods dream of becoming George Prime.
  • Some theorizes that George Prime can make a critical strike with a natural 1. However, there is no proof, since George Prime never rolls 1.
  • George Prime once killed the DM.
  • George Prime can look directly at nymphs, and they like it.
  • George Prime can sunder as a free action - with his face.
  • Contrary to popular belief, it is impossible to raise George Prime from the dead. He'll come back when he's good and ready.
  • Normal characters are Good aligned. George Prime is Awesome aligned.
  • Oracles don’t have the ability to predict the future, only the ability to talk to George Prime. George Prime just tells them how it's going to be.
  • George Prime is the man. And, if he wishes, he is also the elf.
  • George Prime is lvl 1, you can't improve perfection.
  • No one knows how high George Prime's Strength score really is. Whatever he stares at lifts itself up.
  • George Prime has won every Magic: the gathering tournament he's ever entered despite the fact he plays with a deck of uno cards.
  • Every solar eclipse is an instance of George Prime winning another staring contest with the sun.
  • George Prime took Toughness. Three million times.
  • Wish is actually just a modified message spell that lets you ask George Prime a favor.
  • George Prime knows the last digit of pi.
  • George Prime doesn't have Power Attack, he has Obliterate Universe.
  • The Chimera was created by accident when George Prime used a snake to smack a goat into a fleeing lion. He thought it was funny and let it live.
  • George Prime once drank an entire Decanter of Endless Water.
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